'Cousin Avi' Denovitz: Yes, London. You know fish 'n chips, cup o' tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins? London.

ELLIE: I proved once and for all the limb is mightier than the thumb.

ALEX: Is it Kevin's baby?
JACK: We're not sure.
ALEX: Kevin's a skunk.
JACK: Kevin gets all the girls.
ALEX: He sure got Niki.

Maxwell Smart: Are you flirting with me?

Agent 99: Not at all. Are you flirting with me?

Maxwell Smart: That depends; is it working?

Agent 99: Not at all.

CRASH DAVIS: Who dresses you? Who dresses you? Isn't this a little excessive for the Carolina League?

M: When someone says, 'We've got people everywhere,' you expect it to be hyperbole. Lots of people says that. Florists use that expression. It doesn't mean they've got someone working from inside the bloody room.

CARL: I've got blisters on me fingers!

Macaulay Connor:  This is the Bridal Suite. Would you send up a couple of caviar sandwiches and a bottle of beer?
Margaret Lord: What? Who is this?
Macaulay Connor: This is the Voice of Doom calling. Your days are numbered, to the seventh son of the seventh son.
Margaret Lord: Hello? Hello?
Tracy Lord: What's the matter?
Margaret Lord: One of the servants has been in the sherry again.

Sherlock Holmes: And chamber maids were once such a liberal breed.
Constable Clark: My wife's a chamber maid,sir. 

[pause] 

Constable Clark: Besides, it's a good thing she was offended, sir. Otherwise we'd never have found you. 

Sherlock Holmes: Ah, yes. 

[another pause] 

Constable Clark: Just joking about the wife, sir.

Tom: I'll have a decaf coffee.
Trudi: I'll have a decaf espresso.
Morris Frost: I'll have a double decaf cappuccino.
Ted: Give me decaffeinated coffee ice cream.
Harris: I'll have a half double decaffeinated half-caf, with a twist of lemon.
Trudi: I'll have a twist of lemon.
Tom: I'll have a twist of lemon.
Morris Frost: I'll have a twist of lemon.
Cynthia: I'll have a twist of lemon.