MR. WATURI: [on the phone] I know he can get the job but can he do the job?  Harry, yeah Harry, but but can he do the job?  I know he can GET the job but can he DO the job?  I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with you, Harry. Harry, Harry, yeah Harry, but can he DO the job? I know he can get the job but can he do the job? I'm not arguing that with you. Harry, I am not arguing that with you. Who said that? I didn't say that. If I said that I would have been wrong. Maybe, maybe. I'm not arguing that with you! Yeah, Harry, I know he can get the job but can he do the job? I am not arguing that with you. I AM NOT ARGUING THAT WITH YOU. I am not arguing that with YOU! Who told you that? No, I told you that! Me. What? Maybe. Maybe, maybe. MAYbe!

Stansfield: It's the cops, we better go... You stay.
1st Stansfield Man: What am I gonna tell them?
Stansfield: Tell them.... we were doing our job.

Hank Gordon: Don't you have some kind of urgent business thousands of miles from here, Doc-tor?

JIMMY DUGAN: Evelyn, could you come here for a second? which team do you play for?
EVELYN GARDNER: Well, I'm a Peach. 
JIMMY DUGAN:  Well I was just wonderin' why you would throw home when we got a two-run lead. You let the tying run get on second base and we lost the lead because of you. Start using your head. That's the lump that's three feet above your ass.
[Evelyn starts to cry] 
JIMMY DUGAN:  Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There's no crying! THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!
DORIS MURPHY: Why don't you give her a break, Jimmy...
JIMMY DUGAN:   Oh, you zip it, Doris! Rogers Hornsby was my manager, and he called me a talking pile of pigshit. And that was when my parents drove all the way down from Michigan to see me play the game. And did I cry? 
EVELYN GARDNER:  No, no, no. 
JIMMY DUGAN:  Yeah! NO. And do you know why? 
EVELYN GARDNER:  No... 
JIMMY DUGAN:  Because there's no crying in baseball. THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL! No crying!

Hudsucker Scientist: It operates on ze same principle zat keeps ze earth spinning around ze sun and zat keeps you from flying off ze earth into ze cold reaches of space where you would die like a miserable schwein.

Claire Stenwick: You have ten seconds to get your hand off me.

Roy Koval: Or what, you won't be my friend anymore?

Radio Station Man: Wee-boy, that was some mighty fine-a-pickin' and a-singin'!

Walter Sobchak: Ninilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

Joel Goodsen: Looks like the University of Illinois!

Arthur Skridlow: A hundred years of scholarship and public service... shot to shit.

Danny Archer: "You're a reporter, eh? Well piss off! "

Mikael Blomqvist: "Did you sterilize that?"

Jorges de Burgos: "Laughter kills fear, and without fear there can be no faith, because without fer of the Devil there is no more need of God."

"I say we given 'em Cairo."

"Well, this whole thing is just who knows who. Then over here you have favoritism."